spoopoops

rosslynpaladin:

only-tiktoks:

You don’t want a parrot- you want domestic pigeons. Quieter, friendlier, untraumatized by mere human existence, less likely to remove a finger, can find their own way home if they get out, thousands of years of domestication in your favor, did I mention quieter?

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said “hey look at me, just you and me” and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said “look.at.me.” and it made me a lil wet ngl

Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone

He has decided he’s gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little